I've been tagged by Deb over at Boondoggled and challenged to courses I wish I could take to enhance my life.
The rules are as follows: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to improve your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five other people.
Here's mine:
1) HOW TO TEXTURE WALLS WITHOUT IT LOOKING LIKE AN ADOBE HUT
Hideous wallpaper be gone, now for the next step.
2) HOW TO SURVIVE HOLIDAY PARTIES
One down, three (that I know of) to go.
One down, three (that I know of) to go.
3) YOUR WISH LIST FOR THE BEST APPLE STUFF
Some women have or long for a Sugar Daddy. I have a Mac Daddy who treats me well!
Some women have or long for a Sugar Daddy. I have a Mac Daddy who treats me well!
4) BE NOT AFRAID OF THE MOTORCYCLES
I would join Deb in this class. Motorcycles scare me BAD!
5) FILLING THE WELL BY RAIN DANCING
When the past week has included a new emotional shock every other day on top of hormones running amuck, retreat and fill your well, especially when it’s been sucked dry and so parched the ground is cracked and curling. Find your own rain dance and be sure to include plenty of cowbell.
I would join Deb in this class. Motorcycles scare me BAD!
5) FILLING THE WELL BY RAIN DANCING
When the past week has included a new emotional shock every other day on top of hormones running amuck, retreat and fill your well, especially when it’s been sucked dry and so parched the ground is cracked and curling. Find your own rain dance and be sure to include plenty of cowbell.
6) HOW TO DISENGAGE YOURSELF FROM UNPRODUCTIVE BULLSHIT
For example, when exes start to contact you (once again) out of the blue, just refuse to participate in any form period.
7) REFRESHER COURSE IN STAINED GLASS
When you finally have a garage and already have all the tools, stained glass art 3rd grade style is all the rage.
8) HOW TO PREP FOR A BICYCLE TOUR AND FIND THE CASH TO DO IT
Something I would love to do - if not in Europe, New Mexico would be nice.
9) IN NEED OF INSPIRATIONAL EYE CANDY?
Go to the gym.
10) HOW TO VENT LESS IN YOUR BLOG
Take one of the above courses.
I will tag the following blog peeps. Participate or not.
1. Karen
2. Mcarp
3. Blogblah
4. Dustbury
5. Y2K

2 comments:
I'm pretty sure I could play the cowbell ... maybe not, being a white guy with little rhythm ... Oh, what the hell! COWBELL!
blogblah
Completed as requested.
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