Besides hope, peace, love and the ability to drop 10 pounds, I wish for us…
A year of good haircuts.
Feet which escape hairballs.
Contentment with the size of our asses.
Children will slow down on piercing and tattooing more parts of their bodies, at least until they’re 25.
The ability to let go of useless boxes.
Soothing chocolate comfort.
Limited dealings with narcissists.
Playtime!
Several opportunities to ride a bicycle and/or a rollercoaster.
Zero appearance of any new lawyers (or nurses) especially the kind that are of the sky is falling mentality, frantically manic or midget size.
Properly functioning and painless ovaries, if you’ve got ‘em.
No momentous news delivered via text message.
Parvo virus that cannot infiltrate our puppies.
Those of us dating will follow our mothers’ advice and not waste time dating those types of people we’d never want to marry. Those of us who have a partner will remember to cherish and show gratitude often, as we are unsure how much time is left.
A vacation escape.
Practicing more stillness/meditation/contemplation/sitting/prayer/staring into space.
Doing what we can to take from the Evil Empire…may you land in their suites and bathe in their champagne, being ever so vigilant of their brainwashing techniques found within the depths of their compound.
Going out dancing.
Fair pay for the least amount of work and as much time off as possible.
When experiencing grief, a trusted ear to listen.
Oodles of NAPS!
Above all, I wish routinely you’ll experience the ease of good conversation savored over a vat of hot coffee, or wine if you prefer.
And countless opportunities to SHOOP!
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:::Zero appearance of any new lawyers (or nurses) especially the kind that are of the sky is falling mentality, frantically manic or midget size.:::
Yes, but if there are no new lawyers generated, how will we solve our country's crucial LAWYER SHORTAGE?
I do agree with you about the midgets, however...
Contrary to John's assertion, there is no lawyer shortage. I repeat, there is no lawyer shortage. Do not panic. Now move along, nothing to see here...
Here's to all the best dreams come true. Happy 2007!
:::A vacation escape:::
Recommendation: Vienna
Here's to good friends, good music and LOTS of alcohol!
CHEERS!
What would be the likelihood of going to Vienna and bumping into a midget lawyer? Wonder if there’s a shortage over there. If so, think they'll take our extras?
CHEERS back atcha PDB!
eldsv
70 degrees in lovely Florida.
You missed it.
You used the words "midget" and "shortage" in the same paragraph.
Cool.
Here's to an actual midget shortage!
I hate you Anon. It's far from 70 degrees here. Does Anon in Florida = Kelz in Florida???
twukiu
I invited you....
Kelz = no.
"Zero appearance of any new lawyers..."
Amen to that :).
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